Well, Of course I would want one of those!

Today was a doctor's appointment, a wellness check.  No real problems, just checking up on my family history and running through the same usual questions about "Do you drink alcohol?''  "Do you smoke cigarettes?" and "Are you ever depressed?'

At one point Dr. Hart said "Let's see. You haven't had a colonoscopy.  Why is that?  Is it because we just haven't scheduled one or have you said you just didn't want one?'

Ok, Dr. Hart.  Think about what you just said.  "You just didn't want one?"  WHO would want a colonoscopy---willingly?

Let's see.  I think I want a colonoscopy.  That sounds like fun, doesn't it?  I'll call my doctor and schedule one tomorrow.  Why?  Because I need a good time and from everything I have heard, that is how to really loads of fun!

I looked at Dr. Hart and responded, "You have suggested that I have one, then you said well, maybe I didn't need one, and I NEVER would want one, just to have one.  Who does that?"

He laughed.

I laughed.

And someone will be calling me soon to schedule a colonscopy for me.